Random thoughts.

If weed made you green, then Bob Marley would look like the Hulk. With dreads. Do you know how epic that shit would be?

If music expresses you, then people who listen to Top 40 just want to do what the crowd does.

In a world without pants, streakers are just people without shirts on.

If we are what we eat, then the only real humans are cannibals.

If I am friends with someone ugly on Facebook and I don't know them, they will get removed.

Facebook is the only place that I can legally write on walls.

Girls on DailyBooth are obsessed with mustaches.

Teachers don't like it when you make fun of the obviously retarded kid. Especially when you say the joke to the teacher.

When you say on Facebook that you are smoking crack, people will believe you.

Cheeze-Its > Cheese Nips

Why do we call our parents "Mom" and "Dad" when they call us by our first names?

If you walk around school pretending to be gay, no girls will want to date you.

Eat to live. Don't live to eat.

Moms don't like it when you tell them that you need to be picked up at a place over a hour away.

It is illegal to sit across the street from a school and take pictures of the kids walking out.

I wish that when people would post statuses about how much they hate me, that they would tag me.

Incest is illegal in Wisconsin.

People think you are stupid if you go around saying that you are glad that it is Friday. When it is really Wednesday.

If someone says that you are "really nice" when you are trolling, then they are just trying to get with you.

Some people over edit their pictures.