This entire post doesn't even need an introduction. A girl started talking to me.
Jada- why'd you say i said i liked you? psh, boy please. -.-
Me- I don't know you. I've never spoken to you before in my life. I have never heard of you. I have no idea what you are talking about.
Jada- my status? you were all " you said you liked me" like wtf. & your right. you DONT know me.
Me- What status?
Jada-iit said " i like you <33 "but i deleted it because someone i dont know.. (you) commented & said that
Me- Oooooh. It is called a joke. Learn about them. They originated back when people could talk.
When you say "I like you" I took it personally for fun.
Get it? It is funny because you didn't say it about me. -.-
If you need me to explain humor anymore, please, don't be afraid to ask...
Jada- yeah, well people gave me shit about it. No need to get a smart ass attitude with me,
Me-
No need to ask stupid questions.
Or post stupid statuses.
Do everyone a favor, and don't post stupid stuff like that again. Thanks in advance.
Jada- HAHAHAHAHAA! LMFAO
Me- Glad to make you smile.
Now please, get back to doing the public a favor by taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror.
You know how that makes everyone so happy because you are working so hard by advancing society.
You're a true American hero.
Jada- STFU, you dont even know me.. so i dont even know how the hell you wannah sit here & talk shit.. Didnt your mom teach you some mother fuckin' manner's? God damn. talking to girls like that, wont get you anywhere. you fucking PRICK
Me- Keep throwing insults. I'm taking them really personally... -.-
Really, they hurt.
Please, my heart is crying.
Stop.
Ouch.
Did a 5th grader tell you what to say?
Jada- oh my bad, xD
fucking douchebag
Me- Now please. Apologize. My wittle heart hurts. Your big kid words sting my eyes when I read them.
Your parents must be proud you are so intelligent.
You should be on the debate team.
Jada- Actually, my dad is dead. But my mom doesnt give a fuck about me! thank you very much!
Me- Your arguing skills are much above average.
I liked when you called me a prick. It really showed how you are able to reason.
I'm very impressed.
Jada- you know what, I'm not gunnah fucking sit here & argue with a little ass bitch that wouldnt say this shit ti to my face. AND if you think you have the balls too.. Feel free to meet me somewhere.
Me- I'm too busy to go and spend any more time talking to you, let alone meeting you. I'm busy being productive and intelligent. You should try it sometime! Its a lot of fun!
Jada- exactly.
Me- I'm not entirely sure what I just proved, but I'm glad to have helped boots your probably low self esteem.
She then blocked me. I'm not entirely sure what compelled me into making this girl feel incredibly stupid, but at least she now knows what a joke is.
