Ke$ha

This starts out as a Facebook fight that I had nothing to do with. But after commenting a little bit, I managed to hijack it. I removed some of the unnecessary stuff that wasn't fun. In this, I'm Evan.


Molly- Haha whores these days needa get a life!! Cough cough Tiffany!!!

Keisha- Hahahahahaha!

(Fighting about a guy or something)

Keisha- Can't we all be happy?

(More fighting and calling each other whores)

Evan- This fight is odd. I'm not sure who wins it.

(Fighting and immature 10 year old name calling)

Keisha- Lets be nice and stop fighting!

Evan- KE$HA! No one is gunna be happy just because you say so...

Keisha- shut up evan... my name is not fucking KE$H@.. its keisha so get it right

Faith- i lovee mollyyy:) && keisha ahah

Keisha- haa i love you too faith but someone over here doesnt know how to spell keisha

Evan- Thats me!

Faith- lmao the whole time your just like heyyy, lets be nice. ahahah

Keisha- yeah n i wasnt even talking to you about you to be nice so idk y you had to say anythig

Evan- Go smoke pot somewhere else, Ke$ha. No one needs your chillness rubbing off on them.

Keisha- how bout you go suck a dick and get over it cause i wasnt talking to you, and learn how to spell peoples fucking names while your at it.

Evan- Ik how to spell, Ke$ha. And now you don't seem too chill.
Faith- your a dick evan.

Keisha- umm obviously you dont know how to spell keisha you dumb ass

Evan- What am I doing wrong? Aren't you Ke$ha?

Molly- i ♥ keisha n faithhhh!!!

Keisha- no your fucking retard ke$ha is white.. does it look like im white? NO didnt think so

Evan- Do people ever mistake you for Ke$ha?

Keisha- your fucking dumb

Evan- Pasifist isn't too peaceful now.

Faith- ke$ha is a weird white singer.. KEISHA is a sexy black chick thats funny as hell.

Evan- And is the meanest pacifist I know of.

Keisha- haha yeaah exactly faith :) n evan its cause you said the dumbest shit to me when i wasnt even talking to you so get your facts straight sweetheart :)

(Making fun of my name for 20 minutes)

Evan- I'm back. Sorry I didn't respond. I had to post this status to my trolling blog.

Faith- Shut up faggot

Evan- I bet thats backed up with facts.

Faith- shhh. just stop talking

Evan- So I'm assuming that it isn't backed up? Because if it isn't then I have to quick edit my post on my blog.

Keisha- umkay shut the fuck up now.. your annoying

Evan- Wait. Penis?

Faith- penis you like? wait what?

Evan- Funny. if I wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your mom's face.

Faith- oh my god.. hilarious. you wish you could get my mom. your ugly as hell. ahha

Evan- Ha. Oh the irony.

Keisha- hahahaah!! gtfo

Faith- LMFAO!! i actaully just got that joke now hahahahhahhahahhahh

Evan- Slow?

Faith- you look like you just tooka shit in you picture. your nasty.

Evan- Maybe I did just take a shit in it... Do you have a problem with that?