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So this title doesn't give you any idea as to what I will be writing about. Plenty of ideas are probably flying through your head right now. Maybe I will write about me trolling, or maybe I will write a random story. To end the extreme agony you must be going through, I will tell you. This is a trolling article.

I am friends with a bunch of people on Facebook that I don't know. Most are from other towns. Sometimes random people will talk to me and many of the conversations I have with strangers are pointless. Today a girl started talking to me. This is the message.

Lauren: Boy or girl?????

Me: Boy.

Lauren: My neighbor told me he saw you looking through my windows last night at me and Kailey..

Me: Who are you? XD

Lauren: A person.. You should no... Your the one stalking me

Me: I'd love to be able to tell you that it was me, but I live half way across the state from you. I didn't drive over an hour to look at you through a window.

Lauren: Really now..?Whys that??

Me: Whys what?

Lauren: Why would you want you to??

Me: Because it would be funny as fuck to be able to say that it was me. But it wasn't. So have fun looking for your stalker. The best way to talk to them would be to walk into a dark alley or something. They like to appear there.

Lauren: So I can find youuu?

Me: What?

Lauren: Would i fid youuu in that ally?

Me: No. I'm not your stalker. But if I was, I would approach you if you were in a dark alley alone.

Lauren: What would you do..?

Me: I'm not the stalker. Idk what he thinks.

Lauren: You said you would approach me..? What do you mean?

Me: Come up to you.

Lauren: And do what..?

Me:If it was me, I'd shake your hand and say "Its good to meet you in real life" Then I would proceed to ask you what you were doing in a dark alley alone.

Lauren: Ooh.. Im sure..

Me: If you are trying to imply that I would rape you, you need to become a little less full of yourself. And get your big head out of the gutter.

Lauren: Uhm im not saying tht..? Wthh? Get your head outtah the gutter..

Me: You were implying it.

Lauren: No i wasnt?

Me: Why is that a question? Did you say it with an upward inflection at the end?

Lauren: What??

Me: Never mind...

Lauren: kay?

Me: How is that a question?

Lauren: Idkk?

Me: That isn't a question either.

Being a huge creep

I like to be a creep on some of my Facebook accounts. I enjoy it. I like the reaction I can get out of people. It may seem sick, but I really don't care. I creeped on a girl, Emily, for a long time, and I decided to take it one step further. I took a "Selfy" she did of herself and I edited in my fake profile's head. Out of the girl's privacy, I have slightly edited the picture.

This is my disclaimer for the article that I have to put in: Remember kids, no matter what you do on the internet can't affect real life!

Emily- Omfg wtf?

Me- Like it?

Emily- NO! What is wrong with you?!

Grant- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alexis- This is really creepy.

Emily- Grant :'(

Matt- Probably the best picture I have ever had the pleasure of viewing. Ever.

Aaron- I laughed at how fucking retarded this kid is.

Me- I'm glad all of you like it.

Emily- STOP!

Me- Stop what?

Emily- Creeepin on people. Nobody likes you. You say you want "friends" but no one wants to be friends with a psycho stalker freak that only talks about sex!

Me- I talk about other things too.

Emily- No.

Sam- Go find someone else to creep on. your scaring her.

Matt- I kinda wanna be his friend

Emily- Mattt go die

Matt- Nothankyou

Me- I'd love to be friends with you, Matt. And Emily, don't me mean to my friend.
        She blocked me.

Matt- Oh shooot.

Me- I don't think she liked the picture :(

Carrissa- im not thinking so either. haha

Me- I bet Lizzie would like this picture.

Lizzie (helper)- you got a girlfriend cuz?!

Damyn- Your his cousin? I would disown him if i were you.

Me- Because it totally works that way.

Damyn- Bro... you are by far the creepiest kid i have ever met. If you were trying to be funny, you failed miserably.

Me- Hey. Thanks!

Damyn- Just wanted to inform you. But you are still gonna creep heavy on people.

Jon- Emily just call the cops he can get in trouble.

Engineering Project

I'm in an engineering class. We had an project assigned to us that took about a month. For the project we had to make some sort of product and present it to the class, but there was a catch. Our partner had to be in another hour. I was able to pick my partner, so I chose a friend of mine. I chose him only because I knew that I could screw with him. My partner gets mad easily and hates everyone else for being so stupid, so I exploited that. During the project, we had to write notes to each other over the computer. Because he is a control freak and a perfectionist, he made me write and him write in blue. Here is the last day of notes we wrote to each other.

Him-

• Why the hell did you switch all of the colors! I had to go and switch them back.
• I think we are done, but I need you to double check that we have everything.
• If we are really all done, you need to not change anything in this folder unless I tell you can!
• From what I know, the only thing’s that you did were:
  • Make 3-hand sketches.
  • Add dimensions to 2 of the drawings.
  • Make a decision matrix template; you didn’t even fill it out.
  • “Researched”
  • Socialized everyday in class.
  • And got food from the cafeteria one day, when you told the substitute that you were getting a drink of water.
• If that is correct, just say that it is.
  
  

Me-

• No. That is not correct. I am highly offended by this.
  • I went and got lunch on several occasions. I told the sub I was going to the bathroom, not getting a drink.
  • I socialized everyday in class to get brainstorm ideas, so don’t imply that it is a bad thing. That’s called ignorance. Ignorance is the cause of the Holocaust, so watch it.
  • I remember sharpening my pencil a few days ago. That was the most productive thing I did that day.
  • Everyday I would listen to music and text people.
  • Most days I would talk to my friends on Gmail Chat.
  • I did a few teammate evaluations in which I gave you a very good score. I hope you can do the same for me.
  • One day I was looking into computer parts and pricing out how much it would be to upgrade my RAM.
  • I scanned two pictures.
  • I gave you something to laugh at daily.
  • I have always been there for you. Day or night.
  • I made the first inventor sketch.
  • One day I came to class 10 minutes late without anyone noticing. I should get props for that.
  • One day I slept for a while.
  • Most days I told you that my computer didn’t work.
  • Most days I lied to you about my computer not working.
  • I have had to read through your massive paragraph of notes EVERYDAY!
  • Thought about fun ways to piss you off. (I came up with a lot)
  • Made this box.
  • I think somewhere along the line I asked a valid question.
  • I learned a lot about you.
  • Everyday I pissed off Broske.
• I have done more then you think, so don’t underestimate me.