Getting mad at me just because I was trolling

This entire post doesn't even need an introduction. A girl started talking to me.

Jada- why'd you say i said i liked you? psh, boy please. -.-

Me- I don't know you. I've never spoken to you before in my life. I have never heard of you. I have no idea what you are talking about.

Jada- my status? you were all " you said you liked me" like wtf. & your right. you DONT know me.

Me- What status?

Jada-iit said " i like you <33 "but i deleted it because someone i dont know.. (you) commented & said that

Me- Oooooh. It is called a joke. Learn about them. They originated back when people could talk.
When you say "I like you" I took it personally for fun.
Get it? It is funny because you didn't say it about me. -.-
If you need me to explain humor anymore, please, don't be afraid to ask...

Jada- yeah, well people gave me shit about it. No need to get a smart ass attitude with me,

Me-
No need to ask stupid questions.
Or post stupid statuses.
Do everyone a favor, and don't post stupid stuff like that again. Thanks in advance.

Jada- HAHAHAHAHAA! LMFAO

Me- Glad to make you smile.
Now please, get back to doing the public a favor by taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror.
You know how that makes everyone so happy because you are working so hard by advancing society.
You're a true American hero.

Jada- STFU, you dont even know me.. so i dont even know how the hell you wannah sit here & talk shit.. Didnt your mom teach you some mother fuckin' manner's? God damn. talking to girls like that, wont get you anywhere. you fucking PRICK

Me- Keep throwing insults. I'm taking them really personally... -.-
Really, they hurt.
Please, my heart is crying.
Stop.
Ouch.
Did a 5th grader tell you what to say?

Jada- oh my bad, xD
fucking douchebag

Me- Now please. Apologize. My wittle heart hurts. Your big kid words sting my eyes when I read them.
Your parents must be proud you are so intelligent.
You should be on the debate team.

Jada- Actually, my dad is dead. But my mom doesnt give a fuck about me! thank you very much!

Me- Your arguing skills are much above average.
I liked when you called me a prick. It really showed how you are able to reason.
I'm very impressed.

Jada- you know what, I'm not gunnah fucking sit here & argue with a little ass bitch that wouldnt say this shit ti to my face. AND if you think you have the balls too.. Feel free to meet me somewhere.

Me- I'm too busy to go and spend any more time talking to you, let alone meeting you. I'm busy being productive and intelligent. You should try it sometime! Its a lot of fun!

Jada- exactly.

Me- I'm not entirely sure what I just proved, but I'm glad to have helped boots your probably low self esteem.

She then blocked me. I'm not entirely sure what compelled me into making this girl feel incredibly stupid, but at least she now knows what a joke is.

The English teacher/Lawyer AGAIN

So I was just minding my own business, adding tons of people that I don't know, when I got a message out of nowhere. From Dashia! My good buddy. This is the dialect that ensues.

Dashia- aren't yu a fake person lmfao [: eww/

Me- lolwut?

Dashia- yah yur not a real person my bf told me.

Me- Haha. One of my ex gfs told me she was a virgin. That ended up to not be true. The moral of the story here is that people lie and are sometimes wrong.

Dashia- okay cool; well what did yu write on my boyfriends wall that he deleted.

Me- I told him that I'd suck his dick for a nickle.
That was months ago if I ever did write on his wall. You expect me to remember what I wrote?
Why does it matter?

Dashia- yur disgusting yu freak.

Me- Hey. It is called a joke. Learn how to notice and then accept them. Without humor, you will be like your boyfriend. No one wants that.

Dashia- i can take humor real well; i have many friends that laugh at me all day long sayin' i'm hilarious--but i am just like my boyfriend n' that's why were together;; n' yur just a fake person ude he told me so idk why yur tryn to add n' talk to me dudeee.

Me- I laugh at you to. That doesn't mean you re funny. I'm laughing at your stupid comment right now. And you are far from funny to me. What do you mean by I'm trying to talk to you? I'm pretty sure you started this message... And one last thing, what kind of a name is Dashia? That isn't even a word in my spell check. Are your parents drunks?

Dashia- yur gonna get yur ass fkkd kicked so keep talking shit asshole-- i'm pretty sure yur fkkn dumbass send me a friend request that i never accepted cause yur a kreeeper that wants to suck my boyfriends dick l0l' Names arn't supposed to be words fkkkn faggggot; sorry i had a uniqute pretty name that wasn't a word already made in spell check like tim red hahahaha hot gay you sound like a faggot; it was an italian girls name so get fkkd cause yur gonna get yur shit fkkkkd up && i'ma laugh sooo hard again! [=

Me- My name is a word in my spell check. Dashia isn't. That tells me that Tim is a word and Dashia isn't a word. And do you actually know how to spell those words? Like creeper, fuck, faggot, and so on. You should buy a dictionary, read it a few times, then come and talk to me. Until then, have fun being below average intelligence.

Dashia- A Name is not supposed to be a FKKKKKKKKKN WORD && actually i'm probably going to become an English teacher cause i pass with A's easily asshole i don't need a fkkn spell check cause i'm smart enough BITCH! ALso i got a highest award in english of a class of four so suck my dick bitch  i mean my boyfriends
Oh yah my boyfriend wants to hurt yur face (;

Me- You responded! I can only assume that means that you read the dictionary a few times. You still need to work on your spelling. "Fkkn" isn't a word. In any dictionary. Also, "actually i'm probably going to become an English teacher cause i pass with A's easily asshole i don't need a fkkn spell check cause i'm smart enough BITCH!" is a run on sentence. You need to capitalize your "I'm", but then again, I'm not sure of you deserve it, not having a real name and all. Tell your boyfriend to come at me.

Dashia- okay, where do you wanna meet? we'll meet up today bitch n' see if you can back up your cocky smart ass words

Me- Back up what? I haven't said I was going to kick his ass or anything like that. But if he wants to fight me, he can just come and get me.

Dashia- yur a fkkkn re-tard.

Me- "re-tard" To tard again?

Dashia- suckaa nigger dick or someeee?

Me- That doesn't even make sense. At all.

Dashia- yes it actually does.

Me- Try to type it again, but this time, use correct grammar, spelling, and make sure its a complete sentence.

Dashia- Suck a Nigger dick or something?

Me- Still incorrect.

Dashia- no yur incorrect. Cause you like to suck dick & that's against the bible, l0l !

Me- You're extremely unintelligent.