I saw this empty piece of paper labeled "grocery list" hanging on my fridge, so my siblings and I decided to describe everything we needed instead of writing it.
1.) Flat toasted corn triangles
2.) Tomato and spice mixture to go with number one
3.) Small toasted orange squares covered with mature cheese
4.) Breaded sub shaped frozen filled object to be microwaved
5.) Miniature wheat specs with hidden colorful surprises
6.) Canned enriched macaroni product with water and tomato puree
7.) Yellow phone shaped objects with blue stickers that say, "place on forehead, laugh"
8.) Circular dough objects with hole missing from center to be toasted
9.) First three letters of your mom's maiden name and the last three letters of her last name (Spells out Kehill. We did this just to screw with our mom)
10.) Cylindrical frozen corn shell wrapped around non-vegetarian filling
11.) Bite-sized hollow CORN squares. NOT RICE!
12.) Miniature Brazilian delicacy eaten by royalties
13.) White fluffy sweetener used in baking
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Monday, August 29, 2011
A lawyer or English teacher who can't type
After I realized how well my friends and I work as a team while trolling, I decided to team troll again. So I found a girl who doesn't know how to type, took her status, and posted it as a picture. I then tagged her. The caption was "I'm going to be really blunt with this one, Dashia. What is the point of typing like that? It seems to me like it would take more time. You, my friend, are ridiculous."
Dashia- who the fkk are yu kid && why the fkk are you making my status yur picture on fb get off my shit yu fkknd kreeper; yu don't know me or anything about my life so get fkkd ASSHOLE
Me- You didn't answer my question. Why do you type like that?
Dashia- stop talkint to me yu kreep i can do whatever the fkk i want i don't need a little 15 yr old boys opinion i'm grown get off my shit.
Me- 16*
Dashia- who the fkk are yu kid && why the fkk are you making my status yur picture on fb get off my shit yu fkknd kreeper; yu don't know me or anything about my life so get fkkd ASSHOLE
Me- You didn't answer my question. Why do you type like that?
Dashia- stop talkint to me yu kreep i can do whatever the fkk i want i don't need a little 15 yr old boys opinion i'm grown get off my shit.
Me- 16*
And I am not on your shit. That sounds unpleasant, and frankly, smelly.
Dashia- yu have issues? are yu gay or something?
Me- No, but thanks for asking. A lot of people just assume I am gay, and call me a fag. And for the issue part, thanks for being concerned. I do not have issues tho.
Dashia- Ooooh lucky yu; no problems at all && people just assume yur gayy? Being a virgin is cool too i guess :P
Me- I am impartial on if being a virgin is cool. I know cool people that are virgins, and some who are not. And yes, people assume I'm gay and just jump right into calling me names. You on the other hand, asked to see if it would insult me or not. For that, I thank you.
Dashia- I never asked to see if it would insult i asked because i thought yu were gay simple; && therefore assumed yu were a virgin since yu said no :P but yu seem like a real winner! PEACE! ♥
Me- Thanks! My mommy calls me a winner all the time! I think that cancels out all the mean and naughty things other people say to me.
Jacob- Somebody should kill her.
Patrick- If this person died, she'd win a Darwin award.
Way to not lose your head in the face of utter stupidity.
Me- I try my best!
Dashia- Are yu guys all gay with each other or somethin? l0l' :P
Me- I already informed you, I'm not gay. I don't know about the other two, but I assume they are also straight.
Dashia- :D
Patrick- Dashia, is that really the best insult you come up with? I can assure you I'm not homosexual.
Jacob- Maybe, she's actually a lesbian, and just denying her own sexuality. :o
Me- Calling others gay is just one of her ways to cover up!
Jacob- we're onto you "Dashia."
Me- OR maybe we should call you... Manshia.
Taylor- what does she have against gays?
Max- she are just butt hurt she has a small penis
Lizzie- gUiz;;;;;; leve hur alone, sHe iz mEh hOmiEeee.
Spencer- im gay with everyone one here except lizzie max taylor patrick evan or dipshit...i mean dashia. similar names sorry :3
Patrick- So, just Jacob then?
Spencer- oh missed that lol. also except jacob :D i think thats everyone now
Ally- yu st00pid ev@n. l3@v3 hah al0n3
Dashia- i like how little boys are so immature they sounds worse than all the little girls talking shit on fb how funny l0l' [:
Ally- l0l0l0l0l ikr
Spencer- im immature :)
Lizzie- rIte daShiA?
Dashia- yu have issues? are yu gay or something?
Me- No, but thanks for asking. A lot of people just assume I am gay, and call me a fag. And for the issue part, thanks for being concerned. I do not have issues tho.
Dashia- Ooooh lucky yu; no problems at all && people just assume yur gayy? Being a virgin is cool too i guess :P
Me- I am impartial on if being a virgin is cool. I know cool people that are virgins, and some who are not. And yes, people assume I'm gay and just jump right into calling me names. You on the other hand, asked to see if it would insult me or not. For that, I thank you.
Dashia- I never asked to see if it would insult i asked because i thought yu were gay simple; && therefore assumed yu were a virgin since yu said no :P but yu seem like a real winner! PEACE! ♥
Me- Thanks! My mommy calls me a winner all the time! I think that cancels out all the mean and naughty things other people say to me.
Jacob- Somebody should kill her.
Patrick- If this person died, she'd win a Darwin award.
Way to not lose your head in the face of utter stupidity.
Me- I try my best!
Dashia- Are yu guys all gay with each other or somethin? l0l' :P
Me- I already informed you, I'm not gay. I don't know about the other two, but I assume they are also straight.
Dashia- :D
Patrick- Dashia, is that really the best insult you come up with? I can assure you I'm not homosexual.
Jacob- Maybe, she's actually a lesbian, and just denying her own sexuality. :o
Me- Calling others gay is just one of her ways to cover up!
Jacob- we're onto you "Dashia."
Me- OR maybe we should call you... Manshia.
Taylor- what does she have against gays?
Max- she are just butt hurt she has a small penis
Lizzie- gUiz;;;;;; leve hur alone, sHe iz mEh hOmiEeee.
Spencer- im gay with everyone one here except lizzie max taylor patrick evan or dipshit...i mean dashia. similar names sorry :3
Patrick- So, just Jacob then?
Spencer- oh missed that lol. also except jacob :D i think thats everyone now
Ally- yu st00pid ev@n. l3@v3 hah al0n3
Dashia- i like how little boys are so immature they sounds worse than all the little girls talking shit on fb how funny l0l' [:
Ally- l0l0l0l0l ikr
Spencer- im immature :)
Lizzie- rIte daShiA?
Dashia- yah apparently everyone is on this page cause they have no lives [:
Me- Does that include you or not?
Dashia- no it doesn't sma
Ally- gurrrrl powahhh da$hi@
Me- I hope that you realize that you are on a losing side. You lost worse than I did when I thought I could fly by gluing feathers onto a sweater, and jumping off my roof.
Spencer- wait...you cant fly that way? well shit there goes my afternoon >.<
Me- IK! I thought it was the feathers that made a bird fly. Maybe its just the beak...
Dashia- yah sorry i don't waste my days battling facebook wars with females older than me about being gay & lesbian cause i got better things to do; but your conversations give me a good laugh so thanks [:
Ally- your welcome.
Me- It will give everyone a good laugh on my blog too. Everyone loves to laugh at dumb teenage girls that can't type.
Dashia- i'm an adult. Everyone laughs at gay kids who claim to be straight.
Me- Hiding your sexuality behind insults again?
Dashia- No i'm very happy & satisfied with my Male boyfriend actually; but good once once again? peace out! [:
Spencer- I remember when i laughed at someone who was different then me :) ahh... yah i got over that pretty quick
Me- She's just ignorant. Doesn't realize she is on a losing side.
Dashia- yah i could care less bout yu 14 yr old boys, apparently yu have nothin else better to do then sit & taunt older girls cause yur so [gay] yu don't know what else to do with yurself. Maybe you two should set up a date & go talk shit about me like the little girls do your age; then you'll look really cool!
Me- We're 16. We have lives. Yesterday, I actually hung out with Ally and Spencer. Not once did we talk about you, so don't think too highly of yourself. On days that I am not with them, you can usually find me with Lizzie. I LOVE that you have no other insult other then calling us all gay. We all must be gay because that is the definition of gay. "People that troll girls that have real typing skills and intelligence"
Dashia- That's fo funny because i'm going to be an English teacher or a Laywer && i'm pretty positive both require good tying skills, but keep typing paragraph stories; making yourself look more & more stupid [=
Me- By typing correctly, we look more stupid? That doesn't make sense to me. Regardless, I thought you have to have good arguing skills to be a lawyer, not get pissed and call someone gay after they say "umadbro?"
Spencer- don't be an English teacher... if you cant handle Evan and I there's no way in hell you'd last with a larger group of kids. as for being a lawyer well that's a good amount of intelligence away from your average English teacher. unless you mean English professor. i do find it quite hilarious that you keep reverting back to calling us gay little boys when, if fact, neither of us are little, boys or even gay. good try though :) id quit now while your still only loosing this much.
Dashia- Why don't yu two just be psychiatrists or something, since you both think yu can tell older people what to do in life. Try graduating highschool before you try and sound "real smart" or actually get to highschool first maybe? [:
Spencer- you would not be a good lawyer. all this hearsay and obviously false information. oh and age only gives you an advantage in book smarts and by talking to you i would say you should have taken advantage of some grammar books.
Dashia- keep typing away on a picture of my status, shows how pathetic you all are since i don't know one of yu FAGS. Hope yu look at this when your older & say wow i'm a fuckin dumbass? why would i sit with a group of gay guys & harass a girl i've never even met before? hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahah :D
Spencer- then i would say to myself "oh that's right because ignorance needs to be criticized" . oh and for the record calling us gay and fags or whatever rather impolite label you have for us does not make us feel bad about ourselves. really its just a good sign that im a good person compared to you
sincerely,
the fag you've been arguing with
Dashia- that was so cute you admitted your a fag [:
Spencer- it's cute that you think everyone else doesn't already know ;)
Me- Spencer, I love you as a person. (Not gay, Dashia) I hope you realize that calling people gay, saying they are younger then they are, and using incorrect grammar will get you nowhere as a lawyer. Have you ever seen a show where there is a court case and someone says "This man is guilty of robbery because he is gay" I didn't think so. If you can't use an argument in court, then you can't use it as a point in an argument.
Spencer- and you can't win an argument against two teenagers sooo.... yeaaah...
Me- You know you can't make it as a school teacher if two teenage boys can make a fool of you over the internet. XD
Spencer- True facts ^
Dashia- keep typing to know one [: you look so smart! (;
Me- I'm typing to everyone in this conversation. And thanks for complementing me on how intelligent I look! I do look pretty darn smart! All this AND brains.
Spencer- *no one. and obviously your one of the people were typing to because you keep responding even after saying several times that your done with us
Me- Damn straight.
Me- Does that include you or not?
Dashia- no it doesn't sma
Ally- gurrrrl powahhh da$hi@
Me- I hope that you realize that you are on a losing side. You lost worse than I did when I thought I could fly by gluing feathers onto a sweater, and jumping off my roof.
Spencer- wait...you cant fly that way? well shit there goes my afternoon >.<
Me- IK! I thought it was the feathers that made a bird fly. Maybe its just the beak...
Dashia- yah sorry i don't waste my days battling facebook wars with females older than me about being gay & lesbian cause i got better things to do; but your conversations give me a good laugh so thanks [:
Ally- your welcome.
Me- It will give everyone a good laugh on my blog too. Everyone loves to laugh at dumb teenage girls that can't type.
Dashia- i'm an adult. Everyone laughs at gay kids who claim to be straight.
Me- Hiding your sexuality behind insults again?
Dashia- No i'm very happy & satisfied with my Male boyfriend actually; but good once once again? peace out! [:
Spencer- I remember when i laughed at someone who was different then me :) ahh... yah i got over that pretty quick
Me- She's just ignorant. Doesn't realize she is on a losing side.
Dashia- yah i could care less bout yu 14 yr old boys, apparently yu have nothin else better to do then sit & taunt older girls cause yur so [gay] yu don't know what else to do with yurself. Maybe you two should set up a date & go talk shit about me like the little girls do your age; then you'll look really cool!
Me- We're 16. We have lives. Yesterday, I actually hung out with Ally and Spencer. Not once did we talk about you, so don't think too highly of yourself. On days that I am not with them, you can usually find me with Lizzie. I LOVE that you have no other insult other then calling us all gay. We all must be gay because that is the definition of gay. "People that troll girls that have real typing skills and intelligence"
Dashia- That's fo funny because i'm going to be an English teacher or a Laywer && i'm pretty positive both require good tying skills, but keep typing paragraph stories; making yourself look more & more stupid [=
Me- By typing correctly, we look more stupid? That doesn't make sense to me. Regardless, I thought you have to have good arguing skills to be a lawyer, not get pissed and call someone gay after they say "umadbro?"
Spencer- don't be an English teacher... if you cant handle Evan and I there's no way in hell you'd last with a larger group of kids. as for being a lawyer well that's a good amount of intelligence away from your average English teacher. unless you mean English professor. i do find it quite hilarious that you keep reverting back to calling us gay little boys when, if fact, neither of us are little, boys or even gay. good try though :) id quit now while your still only loosing this much.
Dashia- Why don't yu two just be psychiatrists or something, since you both think yu can tell older people what to do in life. Try graduating highschool before you try and sound "real smart" or actually get to highschool first maybe? [:
Spencer- you would not be a good lawyer. all this hearsay and obviously false information. oh and age only gives you an advantage in book smarts and by talking to you i would say you should have taken advantage of some grammar books.
Dashia- keep typing away on a picture of my status, shows how pathetic you all are since i don't know one of yu FAGS. Hope yu look at this when your older & say wow i'm a fuckin dumbass? why would i sit with a group of gay guys & harass a girl i've never even met before? hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahah :D
Spencer- then i would say to myself "oh that's right because ignorance needs to be criticized" . oh and for the record calling us gay and fags or whatever rather impolite label you have for us does not make us feel bad about ourselves. really its just a good sign that im a good person compared to you
sincerely,
the fag you've been arguing with
Dashia- that was so cute you admitted your a fag [:
Spencer- it's cute that you think everyone else doesn't already know ;)
Me- Spencer, I love you as a person. (Not gay, Dashia) I hope you realize that calling people gay, saying they are younger then they are, and using incorrect grammar will get you nowhere as a lawyer. Have you ever seen a show where there is a court case and someone says "This man is guilty of robbery because he is gay" I didn't think so. If you can't use an argument in court, then you can't use it as a point in an argument.
Spencer- and you can't win an argument against two teenagers sooo.... yeaaah...
Me- You know you can't make it as a school teacher if two teenage boys can make a fool of you over the internet. XD
Spencer- True facts ^
Dashia- keep typing to know one [: you look so smart! (;
Me- I'm typing to everyone in this conversation. And thanks for complementing me on how intelligent I look! I do look pretty darn smart! All this AND brains.
Spencer- *no one. and obviously your one of the people were typing to because you keep responding even after saying several times that your done with us
Me- Damn straight.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Group Fun
My friend and fellow troll made a Facebook group praising herself. It was named after herself and all. As conceded as this is, it is also utterly hilarious. She made me an admin for the page, and I added a few hundred people. Half of these people couldn't find the "Leave Group" button on the right side of the screen. Those stupid people would post on the wall swearing, and threatening me, telling me to remove them. My friends in the group would then gain up on those unlucky wall posters. My friends and I then made more group pages to add people to. This wall post was in the "The Lithuanian farmers front for black brits in asia against america" group made by another friend.
Andy- This is fucking retarded, and annoying as hell.
Me- IK! Whoever came up with this group shall be burned at the stake!
Andy- Fuck you Evan. You're a dumbass.
Me- No. I'm just a man. A man who supports The Lithuanian farmers front for black Brits in Asia against America.
Andy- Shut the hell up! God dammit you're annoying!
Andy- This is fucking retarded, and annoying as hell.
Me- IK! Whoever came up with this group shall be burned at the stake!
Andy- Fuck you Evan. You're a dumbass.
Me- No. I'm just a man. A man who supports The Lithuanian farmers front for black Brits in Asia against America.
Andy- Shut the hell up! God dammit you're annoying!
Me- Hey, by posting on this wall, you just gave 145 people a notification. Thats annoying.
Andy- Hey, by making this stupid shit and adding everyone to it, you just gave 145 people a notification. THAT'S annoying. God you're fucking stupid
Me- Don't call God stupid. He did nothing to deserve your hate.
Andy- SHUT UP!
Me- BURN IN HELL, MOTHERFUCKER!
Fabio- LOL
Me- LOL (16 times in different comments)
Fabio- LOL (19 times in different comments)
Me- <3
Cozzi- Love not hate
Andy- Wow, you faggot. You're cool because you can spam the hell out of a facebook page and piss people off.
Me- Thanks! I think I'm pretty cool to. Not for that specific reason, but cool none the less.
Fabio- i really needed someone to compliment me today!! Thanks :)
Cozzi- What did i just say? No one ever listens.
What did i just say? No one ever listens.
Spencer- lol he uses default comeback
Faggot (24 times in different comments)
Fabio- Anal?
Me- I'm down.
Andy- Say that to my face
Fabio- What? Anal?
Me- C'mon over! I'd love to meet you. Anal.
Spencer- anal
Il say it to your face and watch you do nothing about it.
Andy- Do it bitch.
Cozzi- Pickle
Me- I love how you can talk shit over the internet.
It turns me on.
Fabio- Evan has to clean his keyboard now.
Spencer- where you live
id be happy to take you to coffee and maybe see a movie
seeing as you are gay and all :3
Andy- Evan, you and your friends are douche bags. I'm cool because I can talk shit on the internet? Practice what you and your friends preach, dumbass. And Spencer, whoever the fuck you are, keep your mouth shut unless you can back your shit. Shut up before somebody rocks your shit
Fabio- Roid rage
Me- Rock my body, champ ;)
Andy- You have to be stupid or something. I don't know one person who would keep talking like you. You don't know kid
Me- Or something is right. And I do not know Kid. Is he a cool guy?
Cozzi- You could just be the bigger man and walk away... Oh wait. No you cant!
Me- He can't walk away because he doesn't know how to leave the group!
Andy- Don't let me catch you in person kid
Fabio- who are you talking to?
Me- Anyone one of us, I'm assuming. This guy seems mad. Umadbro?
Fabio- Problem?
Andy- I'm fucking serious, I don't know why you don't just shut up.
Me- Because, I love you. Wish to make sweet sweet love? We will make sexy babies.
Fabio- Because youre too easy to talk to;)
Andy- FUCK OFF!
Me- Who is Off?
Is he as hot as you ;)
Cozzi- Its funny because hes being tough.
Fabio- awww i think our friend left
Cozzi- Its so cute when they finally learn.
Inge- hahaha i agree with cozzi.
Me- Don't call God stupid. He did nothing to deserve your hate.
Andy- SHUT UP!
Me- BURN IN HELL, MOTHERFUCKER!
Fabio- LOL
Me- LOL (16 times in different comments)
Fabio- LOL (19 times in different comments)
Me- <3
Cozzi- Love not hate
Andy- Wow, you faggot. You're cool because you can spam the hell out of a facebook page and piss people off.
Me- Thanks! I think I'm pretty cool to. Not for that specific reason, but cool none the less.
Fabio- i really needed someone to compliment me today!! Thanks :)
Cozzi- What did i just say? No one ever listens.
What did i just say? No one ever listens.
Spencer- lol he uses default comeback
Faggot (24 times in different comments)
Fabio- Anal?
Me- I'm down.
Andy- Say that to my face
Fabio- What? Anal?
Me- C'mon over! I'd love to meet you. Anal.
Spencer- anal
Il say it to your face and watch you do nothing about it.
Andy- Do it bitch.
Cozzi- Pickle
Me- I love how you can talk shit over the internet.
It turns me on.
Fabio- Evan has to clean his keyboard now.
Spencer- where you live
id be happy to take you to coffee and maybe see a movie
seeing as you are gay and all :3
Andy- Evan, you and your friends are douche bags. I'm cool because I can talk shit on the internet? Practice what you and your friends preach, dumbass. And Spencer, whoever the fuck you are, keep your mouth shut unless you can back your shit. Shut up before somebody rocks your shit
Fabio- Roid rage
Me- Rock my body, champ ;)
Andy- You have to be stupid or something. I don't know one person who would keep talking like you. You don't know kid
Me- Or something is right. And I do not know Kid. Is he a cool guy?
Cozzi- You could just be the bigger man and walk away... Oh wait. No you cant!
Me- He can't walk away because he doesn't know how to leave the group!
Andy- Don't let me catch you in person kid
Fabio- who are you talking to?
Me- Anyone one of us, I'm assuming. This guy seems mad. Umadbro?
Fabio- Problem?
Andy- I'm fucking serious, I don't know why you don't just shut up.
Me- Because, I love you. Wish to make sweet sweet love? We will make sexy babies.
Fabio- Because youre too easy to talk to;)
Andy- FUCK OFF!
Me- Who is Off?
Is he as hot as you ;)
Cozzi- Its funny because hes being tough.
Fabio- awww i think our friend left
Cozzi- Its so cute when they finally learn.
Inge- hahaha i agree with cozzi.
I ended up liking all of his comments and his wall post. That and all of the comments gave him a total of 114 notifications.
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
A poking hacker
Every time I add a friend, I also poke them. My pokes were building up for a while. I got to the point where I had 50 pokes, so I thought of a way to have fun with it. I posted a picture of all of my pokes, and then I tagged everyone who poked me. In this my name is Tim, Evan and Lizzie are my helpers.
Evan- God dude. How do you get all of those?!
Tim- I H4x.
Jordyn- i never poked you...
Tim- I h4x. Duh. N00blet.
Julie- either did i
Jordyn- your seriously a dumbass sick fake freak.
get a life.
and now immma report you to the cops..
Evan- God dude. How do you get all of those?!
Tim- I H4x.
Jordyn- i never poked you...
Tim- I h4x. Duh. N00blet.
Julie- either did i
Jordyn- your seriously a dumbass sick fake freak.
get a life.
Tim- How am I fake just because I h4x?
Julie- we never poked yu
Tim- OMG PEOPLE! I HACKED ALL OF YOU AND MADE YOU POKE ME!
Jordyn- stfu.
go screw your cousin again..and now immma report you to the cops..
Tim- How is this illegal in any way?
Jordyn- my uncles a f'n cop...
if im upset. everything is.Makaela- Hacking is illegal, baha
Jordyn- im sick of this kid..
he's a gross sick pizza face fag.Becca- hahaha shitt..
Paige- Haha yea, damnnn
Tim- Tell me one law that says going onto others Facebook accounts is illegal.
Jordyn- everyone there is..
Tim- Tell me one.
Evan- Guys. This isn't illegal. Plus, he hides behind so many proxies, you won't be able to charge him with anything.
Aaron- Why didn't you poke me back yet? :(
Becca- As shallow and anoyying as it is, its not ileagal. fb policeies say its our responsibility in privacy. Lmfao Aaron
Aaron- <3
Tim- There, bro. You are the only one who seems to like my work.
Aaron- Make sure you poke TJ hes also part of the Tim Army <33
Tim- <3
Lizzie (Claims to be Tim's cousin)- omg tim. when did we fuck?
Tim- You wouldn't remember.
Lizzie- Trolol. Liarrrr.
Makaela- Ohjesus-.-
Lizzie- i know right.
I know you are, but what am I?
Tim- A dick.
Lizzie- Richard? No thats my baby daddys name..
OZe- Fucking untag me
Tim- Fucking burn in hell, bitch.
OZe- You fucking frizzy hair little cum guzzler knock this shit off no one thinks it's cool and your being a complete moron about this and pissing everyone off
Lizzie- I'm sorry =[
Am I really frizzy haired?
Tim- Don't talk to Lizzie like that!
OZe- I'm talking bout tim
Lizzie- Phew
Tim- Hey bro. I wanna make sweet love to you, why can't you accept that?
OZe- YOU ARE WEIRD!!!
Julie- i just want people to stop talking cuz the notifications are gay
Tim- You know what else is gay? Having sex with another man!
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