A poking hacker

Every time I add a friend, I also poke them. My pokes were building up for a while. I got to the point where I had 50 pokes, so I thought of a way to have fun with it. I posted a picture of all of my pokes, and then I tagged everyone who poked me. In this my name is Tim, Evan and Lizzie are my helpers.

Evan- God dude. How do you get all of those?!

Tim- I H4x.

Jordyn- i never poked you...

Tim- I h4x. Duh. N00blet.

Julie- either did i

Jordyn- your seriously a dumbass sick fake freak.
get a life.

Tim- How am I fake just because I h4x?

Julie- we never poked yu

Tim- OMG PEOPLE! I HACKED ALL OF YOU AND MADE YOU POKE ME!

Jordyn- stfu. 

go screw your cousin again..
and now immma report you to the cops..

Tim- How is this illegal in any way?

Jordyn- my uncles a f'n cop...

if im upset. everything is.

Makaela- Hacking is illegal, baha

Jordyn- im sick of this kid..

he's a gross sick pizza face fag.

Becca- hahaha shitt..

Paige- Haha yea, damnnn

Tim- Tell me one law that says going onto others Facebook accounts is illegal.

Jordyn- everyone there is..

Tim- Tell me one.

Evan- Guys. This isn't illegal. Plus, he hides behind so many proxies, you won't be able to charge him with anything.

Aaron- Why didn't you poke me back yet? :(

Becca- As shallow and anoyying as it is, its not ileagal. fb policeies say its our responsibility in privacy. Lmfao Aaron

Aaron- <3

Tim- There, bro. You are the only one who seems to like my work.

Aaron- Make sure you poke TJ hes also part of the Tim Army <33

Tim- <3

Lizzie (Claims to be Tim's cousin)- omg tim. when did we fuck?

Tim- You wouldn't remember.

Lizzie- Trolol. Liarrrr.

Makaela- Ohjesus-.-

Lizzie- i know right. 

I know you are, but what am I?

Tim- A dick.

Lizzie- Richard? No thats my baby daddys name..

OZe- Fucking untag me

 

Tim- Fucking burn in hell, bitch.

OZe- You fucking frizzy hair little cum guzzler knock this shit off no one thinks it's cool and your being a complete moron about this and pissing everyone off

Lizzie- I'm sorry =[

Am I really frizzy haired?

Tim- Don't talk to Lizzie like that!

OZe- I'm talking bout tim

Lizzie- Phew

Tim- Hey bro. I wanna make sweet love to you, why can't you accept that?

OZe- YOU ARE WEIRD!!!

Julie- i just want people to stop talking cuz the notifications are gay

Tim- You know what else is gay? Having sex with another man!