Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Group Fun

My friend and fellow troll made a Facebook group praising herself. It was named after herself and all. As conceded as this is, it is also utterly hilarious. She made me an admin for the page, and I added a few hundred people. Half of these people couldn't find the "Leave Group" button on the right side of the screen. Those stupid people would post on the wall swearing, and threatening me, telling me to remove them. My friends in the group would then gain up on those unlucky wall posters. My friends and I then made more group pages to add people to. This wall post was in the "The Lithuanian farmers front for black brits in asia against america" group made by another friend.

Andy- This is fucking retarded, and annoying as hell.

Me- IK! Whoever came up with this group shall be burned at the stake!

Andy- Fuck you Evan. You're a dumbass.

Me- No. I'm just a man. A man who supports The Lithuanian farmers front for black Brits in Asia against America.

Andy- Shut the hell up! God dammit you're annoying!

Me- Hey, by posting on this wall, you just gave 145 people a notification. Thats annoying.

Andy- Hey, by making this stupid shit and adding everyone to it, you just gave 145 people a notification. THAT'S annoying. God you're fucking stupid

Me- Don't call God stupid. He did nothing to deserve your hate.

Andy- SHUT UP!

Me- BURN IN HELL, MOTHERFUCKER!

Fabio- LOL

Me- LOL (16 times in different comments)

Fabio- LOL (19 times in different comments)

Me- <3

Cozzi- Love not hate

Andy- Wow, you faggot. You're cool because you can spam the hell out of a facebook page and piss people off.

Me- Thanks! I think I'm pretty cool to. Not for that specific reason, but cool none the less.

Fabio- i really needed someone to compliment me today!! Thanks :)

Cozzi- What did i just say? No one ever listens.
What did i just say? No one ever listens.

Spencer- lol he uses default comeback
Faggot (24 times in different comments)

Fabio- Anal?

Me- I'm down.

Andy- Say that to my face

Fabio- What? Anal?

Me- C'mon over! I'd love to meet you. Anal.

Spencer- anal
Il say it to your face and watch you do nothing about it.

Andy- Do it bitch.

Cozzi- Pickle

Me- I love how you can talk shit over the internet.
It turns me on.

Fabio- Evan has to clean his keyboard now.

Spencer- where you live
id be happy to take you to coffee and maybe see a movie
seeing as you are gay and all :3

Andy- Evan, you and your friends are douche bags. I'm cool because I can talk shit on the internet? Practice what you and your friends preach, dumbass. And Spencer, whoever the fuck you are, keep your mouth shut unless you can back your shit. Shut up before somebody rocks your shit

Fabio- Roid rage

Me- Rock my body, champ ;)

Andy- You have to be stupid or something. I don't know one person who would keep talking like you. You don't know kid

Me- Or something is right. And I do not know Kid. Is he a cool guy?

Cozzi- You could just be the bigger man and walk away... Oh wait. No you cant!

Me- He can't walk away because he doesn't know how to leave the group!

Andy- Don't let me catch you in person kid

Fabio- who are you talking to?

Me- Anyone one of us, I'm assuming. This guy seems mad. Umadbro?

Fabio- Problem?

Andy- I'm fucking serious, I don't know why you don't just shut up.

Me- Because, I love you. Wish to make sweet sweet love? We will make sexy babies.

Fabio- Because youre too easy to talk to;)

Andy- FUCK OFF!

Me- Who is Off?
Is he as hot as you ;)

Cozzi- Its funny because hes being tough.

Fabio- awww i think our friend left

Cozzi- Its so cute when they finally learn.

Inge- hahaha i agree with cozzi.

I ended up liking all of his comments and his wall post. That and all of the comments gave him a total of 114 notifications.

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