Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Being a huge creep

I like to be a creep on some of my Facebook accounts. I enjoy it. I like the reaction I can get out of people. It may seem sick, but I really don't care. I creeped on a girl, Emily, for a long time, and I decided to take it one step further. I took a "Selfy" she did of herself and I edited in my fake profile's head. Out of the girl's privacy, I have slightly edited the picture.

This is my disclaimer for the article that I have to put in: Remember kids, no matter what you do on the internet can't affect real life!

Emily- Omfg wtf?

Me- Like it?

Emily- NO! What is wrong with you?!

Grant- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alexis- This is really creepy.

Emily- Grant :'(

Matt- Probably the best picture I have ever had the pleasure of viewing. Ever.

Aaron- I laughed at how fucking retarded this kid is.

Me- I'm glad all of you like it.

Emily- STOP!

Me- Stop what?

Emily- Creeepin on people. Nobody likes you. You say you want "friends" but no one wants to be friends with a psycho stalker freak that only talks about sex!

Me- I talk about other things too.

Emily- No.

Sam- Go find someone else to creep on. your scaring her.

Matt- I kinda wanna be his friend

Emily- Mattt go die

Matt- Nothankyou

Me- I'd love to be friends with you, Matt. And Emily, don't me mean to my friend.
        She blocked me.

Matt- Oh shooot.

Me- I don't think she liked the picture :(

Carrissa- im not thinking so either. haha

Me- I bet Lizzie would like this picture.

Lizzie (helper)- you got a girlfriend cuz?!

Damyn- Your his cousin? I would disown him if i were you.

Me- Because it totally works that way.

Damyn- Bro... you are by far the creepiest kid i have ever met. If you were trying to be funny, you failed miserably.

Me- Hey. Thanks!

Damyn- Just wanted to inform you. But you are still gonna creep heavy on people.

Jon- Emily just call the cops he can get in trouble.

1 comment:

  1. "no one wants to be friend with a psycho stalker freak who only talks about sex!"
    lol'd

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