Engineering Project

I'm in an engineering class. We had an project assigned to us that took about a month. For the project we had to make some sort of product and present it to the class, but there was a catch. Our partner had to be in another hour. I was able to pick my partner, so I chose a friend of mine. I chose him only because I knew that I could screw with him. My partner gets mad easily and hates everyone else for being so stupid, so I exploited that. During the project, we had to write notes to each other over the computer. Because he is a control freak and a perfectionist, he made me write and him write in blue. Here is the last day of notes we wrote to each other.

Him-

• Why the hell did you switch all of the colors! I had to go and switch them back.
• I think we are done, but I need you to double check that we have everything.
• If we are really all done, you need to not change anything in this folder unless I tell you can!
• From what I know, the only thing’s that you did were:
  • Make 3-hand sketches.
  • Add dimensions to 2 of the drawings.
  • Make a decision matrix template; you didn’t even fill it out.
  • “Researched”
  • Socialized everyday in class.
  • And got food from the cafeteria one day, when you told the substitute that you were getting a drink of water.
• If that is correct, just say that it is.
  
  

Me-

• No. That is not correct. I am highly offended by this.
  • I went and got lunch on several occasions. I told the sub I was going to the bathroom, not getting a drink.
  • I socialized everyday in class to get brainstorm ideas, so don’t imply that it is a bad thing. That’s called ignorance. Ignorance is the cause of the Holocaust, so watch it.
  • I remember sharpening my pencil a few days ago. That was the most productive thing I did that day.
  • Everyday I would listen to music and text people.
  • Most days I would talk to my friends on Gmail Chat.
  • I did a few teammate evaluations in which I gave you a very good score. I hope you can do the same for me.
  • One day I was looking into computer parts and pricing out how much it would be to upgrade my RAM.
  • I scanned two pictures.
  • I gave you something to laugh at daily.
  • I have always been there for you. Day or night.
  • I made the first inventor sketch.
  • One day I came to class 10 minutes late without anyone noticing. I should get props for that.
  • One day I slept for a while.
  • Most days I told you that my computer didn’t work.
  • Most days I lied to you about my computer not working.
  • I have had to read through your massive paragraph of notes EVERYDAY!
  • Thought about fun ways to piss you off. (I came up with a lot)
  • Made this box.
  • I think somewhere along the line I asked a valid question.
  • I learned a lot about you.
  • Everyday I pissed off Broske.
• I have done more then you think, so don’t underestimate me.