Trolling some Muslims

I came across a group on Muslims, so I decided to do some trolling. I am fully aware that this sounds very racist, but I am not. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. In this, my name is Tim.

Tim- Can Muslims die of natural causes? Or do they all just blow themselves up before they get too old?

David- wow really buddy? Muslims do not “blow themselves up” that is people who go off to do their own things and transgress against Islam but still calm to be Muslim and say they are fighting in the way of Islam when what they doing is not allowed in Islam…i Hoped i help you some.

Tim- But isn’t that who we are fighting? The Muslims?

David- no we are not fighting Muslims because there are Muslim men and women in our military… We are fighting the people that believe acts of violence and mass murder are ok… they may say what they do is because of Islam when in fact it forbidden in Islam, when at war, to harm any one in an country who is not a soldier, and once the other country stops advancing you push them back as far as they had pushed you and you stop. Muslims are not even allowed to cut down trees or burn crops of country they are at war with.

Tim- ” We are fighting the people that believe acts of violence and mass murder are ok” Isn’t that all Muslims?

David- No it isnt…i explained in further detail below, but no we do not…i am Muslim and i for one KNOW that those thinks are not ok..it is never justified to kill innocent people.

Tim- Who said those people were innocent? They went against Muhammad AND Buddha. Then don’t you go and call jihad?

David- Those people who? are we talking 9/11 or give me a reference to go by please…but Jihad is not a war it is the struggle in the way of Islam…yes it can be physical but that is in the rare cases where Muslims are being oppressed…90% of you Muslims wont care who is against the Prophet Muhammad(pboh) because the Quran teaches us to each his own, as long as you dont get crazy with it then feel free to have your own beliefs, and Buddha is not Islamic it is Buddhist but we do respect the religion.

Tim- Then who is the one that is half elephant? And I heard that Muhammad can get stabbed in a sword fight, but live as long as his head isn’t chopped off. Is that true?

David- the half elephant is Hindu i believe…i could be wrong though…and no Muhammad could not live through anything as long as he had his head… He was wounded in Battle but his injuries were not life threating and he continued fighting…The prophet Muhammad(pboh) was nothing more than a man that was moral and received a message from God.

Tim- So there are two Muhammads? Did they ever get into a battle together? I think that if they were to fight back to back it would be pretty sweet. They can fight an army of that elephant guy.

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