Thursday, March 31, 2011

Trolling the dance team

I was invited to a local dance team's event, and because it wasn't relevant to me, I decided to troll it, then watch the mess I made unfold. In this, my name is Chuck.


Chuck- As much as I would like to watch a bunch of barely literate high school girls running around and doing their little flips, I have to watch paint dry.


AnnaAlright... that was real mature and definitely made a lot of sense too.


Alexandria I agree with you Anna, that was quite rude of him to say, and yes very inappropriate on his part, and all of us dance team girls are very literate and have very high GPA with a great talent of dancing that comes along with all of our charismatic personalities.


JulieAlex and all...I saw your dancing video and you could rival the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!! I wish I could be there to see you all.


ColeHey Chuck, I understand your dancing skills are uncomparable, but could you lay off a bit.


AlyssaI dont know who you are but that was totally uncalled for. we are a strong, smart, and loving group of girls who all have high GPA's and great talent. You shouldnt judge until you have seen. im sure you would be impressed at what we can do and couldnt come close to executing the moves we do. we respect every other sport out there, we deserve just as much.


Calebhey Chuck maybe instead of spending your spare time ripping on our great dance you should go play in your play pen in your basement where you belong.


Ryan- He's homeschooled.
'nuff said.

Matt- You should go. Maybe you could make a friend. Probably not, but there's a chance.

Calebthe chance of him making a friend is 0 i'll give you 3 reasons 1) as ryan pointed out he is homeschooled 2) you can't make friends when you sit on your ass all day without seeing the sun playing cod and 3) his first impression for everyone has gone down the shitter so nobody likes him.

CodyHey Chuck, go fuck yourself.

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